celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

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consulting-violinist:

moral of the story don’t get involved in fandoms that involve wizards

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notoffended:

davidstrider:

davidstrider:

which american president was least guilty

lincoln

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he was in a cent

I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me

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rendezvousramen:

thewinchesters-and-thedoctor:

sweetgalactica:

unsuborsuper:

kats-in-space:

m4ge:

touchmyhorns:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

hell
fucking
yes

GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD

good

..can you eat this
is it like
just glitter
or is it glitter that you can eat

GLITTER POPCORN YES

now I can protect myself against ghosts and be fabulous 

rendezvousramen:

thewinchesters-and-thedoctor:

sweetgalactica:

unsuborsuper:

kats-in-space:

m4ge:

touchmyhorns:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

hell

fucking

yes

GLITTER POPCORN OH MY GOD

good

..can you eat this

is it like

just glitter

or is it glitter that you can eat

GLITTER POPCORN YES

now I can protect myself against ghosts and be fabulous 

(via the-cinderella-complex)

thedalekshavetheimpala:

goldembers:

captainnaustralia:

i made a thing

helpful as fuck

Are you a teacher because you should be one

(via the-cinderella-complex)

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

(via the-cinderella-complex)

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

(Source: marauderspygmypuff, via onlylolgifs)

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

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elijahfeathers:

gourmandghast:

mirisha:

constructofconcience:

I actually sort of needed this

Even slow progress is progress.

Truth.

Reminder to myself when I try new things

(via dancingaroundhogwarts)

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress:

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

(via ropunzel)

creed19:

longlivetheboyking:

onemoremistake:

#let’s talk about how john and sam both loved dean so much they could overcome possession

#UGH #THIS COMMENT IS EVERYTHING #BECAUSE DEAN STILL THINKS THAT NO ONE LOVES HIM ENOUGH #BUT THIS IS PROOF RIGHT HERE #HIS BROTHER LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING #AND HIS DAD LOVED HIM AND HE WAS SO PROUD

Let’s talk about how Sam was possessed by Satan think about how much power that had to take. Ya Yellow eyes was powerful, and John loved him enough to over come him. I wonder if it would be the same if he was possessed by Satan. Sam literally had to love Dean more than anything in the world to do what he did. 

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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

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